I see that you are pansexual
Here is your invisibility cloak
We meet with the Asexuals once a month to have a pizza party but be sure to remember your cloak for the invisible conga
We conga around allies and trip them over every time they say we don’t exist
i like how the ocean decided ”i should make a 165 foot long jellyfish monster that is transparent but glows satan blue to attract fish and it can cause paralysis and death”
when you bring them up to the surface they explode
why are they still making all the horror movies about sharks man
a woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight, a woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
Smartass Design by Shahir Zag
Helvetica print on stock space photos might get some teenagers mopey for a few extra hours, but Zag’s designs simultaneously take a stab at your heart and deliver a swift kick to the nuts… but they’ll probably buy you a beer afterwards, and that’s enough anthropomorphizing of invisible Internet things for me today. But follow more of Zag’s work at his Tumblr.
The first one.
if the infinite multiverse theory is true, there is a universe where guy fieri is best friends with homura akemi. there is a universe where people communicate solely by making fart noises with their armpits. there is a universe where every form of entertainment somehow involves the use of a spatula. i love the multiverse theory
This is gospel for the fallen ones
Locked away in permanent slumber
Assembling their philosophies
From pieces of broken memories
Thought I’d upload what I have done since after this the art will get more detailed and I might add animation and that’s a lot of effort.
So part 1 I guess!
I just remembered this time I was telling a story to a friend and it was clear she wasn’t listening to me so I started making up this huge gruesome story about a cult murder I’d witnessed while she sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward and then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short that’s why I should remember other people have ears.
Holy shit that actually would make an awesome book plot. Like maybe some poor footsoldier gets killed in action and gets a humble funeral with only the basic necesseties to bury a body. He doesn’t even get a fancy tombstone with RIP or anything. Then suddenly his spirit gets thrust into some ugly, putrid, upside-down afterlife with ghouls and monsters shooting at each other. He just barely ducks down to avoid a ectoplasmic bullet and all of a sudden there’s this zombie dude with half his face rotted off yelling at him to ‘get up and fight you dumb kid!’
The zombie dude is actually an old war vet from WWII and he’s been part of the skeleton war for longer than he can remember. The skeleton war is actually just a bunch of dead guys spending their afterlife fighting supernatural horrors and keeping them from entering the world of the living. It’s a thankless task and sometimes they let a few ghouls slip past them on Halloween, but it’s war. War is always a thankless task no matter if you’re dead or alive.
#holy fajitas please write a novel