A Slytherin Superwholockian with an unhealthy obsession with fandom. And slash. And sarcasm. And grammar. And that's basically the sum total of my life.
ifleefromsomethingknownasreality:
have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying
I sail in my tears.
Ever wondered which was the creepiest blog on Tumblr?
[link]
Look at itLook at the URL
It’s just sitting there
Watching
(via scribblesonapage)
Judging by the nod, he approves.He just looked up “Life Ruiner” in the dictionary. It had a picture of his face.
(via sherclophooves)
I can’t stop laughing, Jim, what the hell are you doing? -SM
I believe it’s the ‘I just had sex’ strut? - JM
(via scribblesonapage)
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS NOW AND GET IT ON THEIR BLOG.
5ever reblogI’m ashamed to be apart of the human race
(I…. i don’t wanna live on this planet anymore…)
Chills. Everyone needs to watch this. EVERYONE.
(via aquickhdfix)
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.
- Me: omfg send help I'm dying
- Them: what?!
- Me: i can't even omg
- Them: you can't even what?
- Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
- Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
- Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
- Them: .....what is that
- Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
- Them: ....riIiiiight
- Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
- Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
- Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
- Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
- Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
- Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
- Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
- Them: .....
- Me: literally dead omfg
- Them:
- Me: SOBBING
All the images of Jim in a vest, nervous because it’s his wedding day and he’s having emotions. And his dad comes through the door and says in a thick Irish brogue “When I met your mother she punched me in the jaw and and I slapped her in the face. Forty years later we’re still happy together and very much in love with each other.” And Jim rolls his eyes and gives his dad his fag and sighs, “When I met Sebastian he shot me,” and his accent is as thick as his dad’s because this is home and he doesn’t need to hide when he’s at home. “So you’re meant to rule the world,” his father says with a proud look in his eyes.
(via scribblesonapage)
spiderman can’t join da band
thanks emmies now I want to draw that
(via sherclophooves)
A quick lesson about death and feelings.
- Don't read books; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't watch tv shows; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't watch movies; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't read comics; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't listen to music; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't make friends over the Internet; you will get feelings and die.
- Don't fall in love with celebrities; you have already gotten feelings and will die.
- Just...just sit in a corner doing nothing until you eventually die.
- ...From feelings.
