iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

the trolls at the waterpark
  • karkat: he wears too much sunblock and slips multiple times on the pavement
  • aradia: she doesn't even swim she just gets food from the concession stand and sits with sollux the whole time
  • tavros: he gets stuck in a float tube and circles the lazy river about 20 times before gamzee finds him and helps him out
  • sollux: he brought his husktop with him and got it wet
  • nepeta: went in the lazy river rapids with equius and fell out and got seperated from him. just curled up on the lounge for the rest of the day. she hated the water. equius insisted she go.
  • kanaya: she spent half the time searching for equius because he refused to put on sunblock. also went on the 70 foot tall waterslide that drops straight down. didn't scream. she is strong.
  • terezi: went on the dragon themed water slide about 10 times until vriska made her stop
  • vriska: layed in the sun for half the trip tanning. tried to flip tavros in the lazy river. tripped karkat. made terezi stop going on the dragon themed waterslide. then took a nap. she was almost left behind until tavros went back and got her.
  • equius: refused to put on sunblock because he is STRONG. ended up getting sunburned all over his body. couldn't move for 3 days.
  • gamzee: he went on all the rides. all of them. his face paint washed off and he got upset for 2 seconds before seeing the lazy river. floated in it until he saw tavros and helped him out.
  • eridan: he didn't wanna go. feferi made him. he was upset the entire time. had to reform his hair after it fell flat when he got out from a waterslide.
  • feferi: she didn't leave. police had to come. she never left. shes still there. swimming, 3 days later. eridan is worried. the police gave up. she is too strong

cinnieminni:

garnetquyen:

This movie is so fun and colorful! I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would, the music is spot on. And I really like the relationship between Groot and Rocket, he’s like a proud papa raccoon ahahaha 8’))))))

oh MY GOD haha awww I laught to much at this 


“It is our light, not our dark side, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to dare to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? But really, who am I not to be ?”
Marianne Williamson

It is our light, not our dark side, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to dare to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? But really, who am I not to be ?”

Marianne Williamson

mstrkrftz:

The Wise by Fesign

"I rejoice that there are owls. Let them do the idiotic and maniacal hooting for men. It is a sound admirably suited to swamps and twilight woods which no day illustrates, suggesting a vast and underdeveloped nature which men have not recognized. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all [men] have."
~ Henry David Thoreau

mstrkrftz:

The Wise by Fesign

"I rejoice that there are owls. Let them do the idiotic and maniacal hooting for men. It is a sound admirably suited to swamps and twilight woods which no day illustrates, suggesting a vast and underdeveloped nature which men have not recognized. They represent the stark twilight and unsatisfied thoughts which all [men] have."

~ Henry David Thoreau

#owl
"Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit."
— Morrissey, 1984 (when asked what his worst habit was)

qvxz:

Argentinean sculptor Adrián Villar Rojas creates enormous sculptural works that seem like remnants of a science fiction movie set, or bizarre moments from a surreal dream.

The awesome piece you see here is entitled My Family Dead (2009). Here a life-size blue whale, created by the artist, lies beached in the woods outside Ushuaia, Argentina. The stranded cetacean is pockmarked with tree stumps, which leaves the viewer wondering if it’s being slowly claimed by the forest or perhaps it’s a native resident. Beautiful and utterly awesome.

[via Colossal]

#art
amandaonwriting:

Bookish Art - Dress made out of book pages for an art competition

amandaonwriting:

Bookish Art - Dress made out of book pages for an art competition

snazzypotassium:

muggleborns discovering the room of requirement has an internet cafe room

every muggleborn on campus mysteriously disappearing when not in class

#hp